Test results

1. If I were suddenly given an extra $70 and I had to use it for something for myself what would I get?a. a nice hair cut for once b. some decent jeans c. a beautiful piece of Alaskan art d. add it to my fund for the wheat grinder
-D I really want me wheat grinder but a good second would be some Alaskan art then the jeans and lastly the haircut.

2. My favorite threat to my children when they are misbehaving is a. I'm going to sell you to the zoo! b. Gosh Dang it! I'm gonna rip your head off! c. ONE . . . TWO . . . THREE! d. That's it your toys are mine!
-A used to be my favorite but then I was afraid my kids might actually think I'd really sell them and I'd hate for them to have abandonment issues so then I'd say C. as counting happens ALL the time then D and on a very rare occasion B but that really is Mike's saying.

3. My love language is . .a. gifts b. acts of service c. quality time through conversation d. physical affection
-Definitely C I'm a blabber mouth but I like the other person to blabber with me.

4. What describes my lawn mowing technique best a. straight as an arrow b. angled lines c. mow? d. random patterns that suite my fancy
-D-I'm so random can't you tell from this blog! :)

5. What things do I do with my left hand to boost my memory?a. Vacuum b. brush my hair c. brush my teeth d. drive
-Did any one think it funny that I put Drive with my left hand? I did, ha ha don't you usually drive with both hands. Everything else I do periodically with my left hand due to a book a read that it would help my memory and brain function.

6. My degree is in a. social work b. food science c. psychology d. accounting
-A all the way but I think Food science would be fun and I don't think you could pay me to do accounting.

7. What did I collect when I was younger? a. boogers b. rocks c. pig stuff d. candy wrappers
-A,B,C Yes I have collected boogers with my brother Ed when we were little and I mean like 5 years old kind of little. I'm not sure when he quit collecting them. For all I know he still does. We kept our collection under the coffee table. I wonder if anyone ever found them. Rock are cool and I fell in love with pigs after reading Charlotte's web, to the point I would no longer eat pork at all. Not even bacon. I started eating pork again sometime around my junior or senior year in high school

8. My favorite super hero is a. wonder woman b. spider man c. hulk d. batman
-Yes I had wonder woman underoos once as a child but Spider Man was my favorite so the answer is B. My mom also let me get a pair of boys tennis shoes once that had a bunch of super heroes on them and I remember I could run so much faster with them. They were awesome.

9. What club have I been a part of ?a. the itty bitty titty committee b. the body hair is beautiful club c. book club d. art club
-All of the above. In high school I joked about A so it wasn't a real club. B is not a real club either but I believe it should be. We should ban all shaving from now on. Here here anyone else agree? This was a joke from where I used to work. I love my book club and in high school I was in Art club

10. My dream is to a. grow my own chickens and honey b . go to India c. live in Florida d. become a nudist
-A and B I have absolutely no desire to live in Florida or be a nudist but going to India has always been a dream of mine. I also can't wait to grow my own chickens and honey. Doesn't it sound like fun?!

There you have it. Many of you know me well. I had so much fun reading your responses. Thanks.